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Snappy reasons for not accepting coitus from face painter Rocco, whom I met at the State Fair this weekend:

• He's been around the block a few times. I'm just sitting on the stoop looking at the sidewalk.
  
• One face painting from him, albeit quick, is enough.
  
• His name is Rocco.
  

Good music I have been submersed in lately:

• "A Day Like Today" - Tom McRae
• "Green Eyes" - Coldplay
• "Hello Tomorrow (adidas Version)" - Karen O. & Squeak E. Clean
• "Weary Blues" - Madeleine Peyroux
• "Y Control" - Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Things to do when I'm fit:

• Wear fashionable clothes.
• Break some hearts.
  
• Go to the grocery store in a bikini and a short skirt--and sunglasses--to pick up some sunscreen.
• Rock a pair of high heels.
  
• Do it with the lights on.
  

What I "wanted to be" when I grew up-age five:

• Ballerina
• Teacher
• Lawyer
• Hair model

What I "want to be" when I grow up-age 24:

• Some species of "writer"
• Adult novelty inventor
• A ghost
• Somebody's mama

Undesirables:

• Being hit in the head with things-especially hands and pillows.
• Teeth scraping on silverware.
• Salads with water sloshing around underneath the lettuce--(Yes YOU! Wendy's.)
• Dropping the soap in the shower-it leaves a dent and it makes me feel dirty.
  
• Summertime sniffles.
• Accidentally buying the same magazine twice.
  
• Moustaches-just moustaches.